Bloody hell! Customers!
Hullo! And welcome to the WWW catalogue. If you're reading this, it came by owl and probably smacked you in the head
a bit if you didn't look at it right away. Silly little blighter, eh? We owl a new copy of this bugger out every month (or
as close to it as we can manage) with new sales and new items.
Fredders and I are bloody happy you're here looking at our wares. Have a look around, but remember that to order
something you have to owl us [in the game. We don't know nothing about computers, savvy? ] with your order and, more
importantly, your money. And we'll send along what you need right away!
- George (and Fred) Weasley